xabi don’t give two shits about 1d bc they’re not coldplay
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
Teen Wolf Season 2 DVD Set: Tyler Hoechlin + Shirtless Montage
I watch for the plot.
can we talk about how fucking amazing google chrome is? there’s just so many little features that make it an absolutely killer browser. my current fav is that when you have more than one window open on your screen, you can scroll on both without changing which one you have open.
the world is not in your books and maps. it’s out there
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
their ongoing mission: to boldly interfere where no one has interfered before (just don’t tell starfleet)
intro—paint it like you stole it; jim kirk—u can’t touch this; spock—i’m too sexy; nyota uhura—girls; leonard mccoy—calling doctor love; hikaru sulu—shut up and drive; interlude—move bitch, get out the way!; pavel chekov—starships; carol marcus—my milkshake (remix); montgomery scott—i’m on a boat; nurse chapel—my heart will go on; john harrison—one way or another; epilogue—clique
Star Trek Into Darkness: the spoiler review (At io9)
After making a mere $84 million at the U.S. box office, Star Trek Into Darkness is considered by some to be a disappointment. Perhaps the problem is that it was a touch confusing. To help our readers better understand it, we’ve complied and answered these Frequently Asked Questions about the movie.
Maximum spoilers ahead…
How does the movie start?
Well, with Kirk and Bones fucking with a planet of primitive aliens. They steal some kind of holy scroll, and then get chased through a red jungle.
Seems like kind of a dick move.
Well, it’s not very clear, but ostensibly they’ve stolen the scroll to get chased, in order to draw the aliens away from a volcano that’s about to explode.
Okay, that seems reasonable.
Except that 1) when the volcano erupts, it’s going to kill everybody on the planet, so it hardly matters where they are, and 2) Spock is getting dropped down into the volcano to set off a cold fusion bomb.
Yeah, he sets off the cold fusion bomb and all the lava freezes.
You know cold fusion isn’t actually cold, right? It’s only “cold” in the sense that opposed to regular fusion it’s not a bazillion degrees hot.
And did you say Spock was in the volcano? Why the hell didn’t they just beam the bomb in there?
Um, something about the planet’s magnetic field. Although they do beam Spock out of the volcano just a few minutes later, so…
And why did Spock have to go with the bomb to set it off? Are you telling me in the 23rd century that people don’t have a way to detonate bombs remotely? That’s stupid.
And why the fuck is the Enterprise just carrying around a cold fusion suitcase bomb anyways?
Look, you’re getting very upset, and this is just the first scene of the movie.
(I was going to make a post about how mad Star Trek made me, but this does it better, with bonus tears of laughter. )
oh my god this is actually the best thing
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
But honestly when they started worshipping the Enterprise I was just like same
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
It’s like John and Hank Green mixed into one statement.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years